PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic book. A